In a meme...

Saturday, 20 September 2008 11:21
preussisch_blau: (Typewriter)
From [livejournal.com profile] thimpressionist. I get to answer a bunch of questions. The catch? If you want to know the questions, e-mail me at the e-mail address listed in my profile. *pauses* *makes mental note to check after posting this to make sure an e-mail address is listed* Of course, if you already know an e-mail of mine, just send to that one. The big catch? If I send you the questions, you have to answer them, thus perpetuating the meme.


1./ [livejournal.com profile] gigglestheblood
2./ As much as I dislike admitting this some days, [livejournal.com profile] iamstillthemoon. I've known her longer than most anyone else I regularly talk to.
3./ Uh... as established in other memes with similar questions, no one. Sorry, I guess I'm a little boring as far as this sort of question goes.
4./ Answer hazy. Try again later.
5./ Everyone on my f-list, I suppose. I don't like keeping people around who aren't. Invariably leads to wailing and gnashing of teeth, and my dental insurance? Not so great. So the less teeth gnashing, the better.
6./ [livejournal.com profile] m_buggie
7./ [livejournal.com profile] themearas
8./ [livejournal.com profile] ladyames, definitely [livejournal.com profile] themearas, and possibly [livejournal.com profile] skew_whiff. Yeah, I know, that's a list. STFU.
9./ [livejournal.com profile] themearas of course. And we've done it, too. (I've also done this with [livejournal.com profile] ladyames.)
10./ [livejournal.com profile] foofighter0234
11./ Uhhhh... I'm not sure. I don't really like to pass any sort of judgement on that sort of thing. Even if we're just talking relative quantity.
12./ [livejournal.com profile] themearas, but then, I'm biased.
13./ [livejournal.com profile] m_buggie
14./ [livejournal.com profile] jumpgirl42, and I'm going by the first of the two options, not the second.
15./ Just about any of the flist, really. :P
16./ Okay, this is unfair as at least half my flist is older than me or acts it. So I'm not answering. Nyah.
17./ This is a bit easier... [livejournal.com profile] foofighter0234 and [livejournal.com profile] jumpgirl42.
18./ [livejournal.com profile] shanghai_jim. Whether we mean this nicely or a bit snidely is up for decision. We think a little from both columns.
19./ What kind of question is this?! It's cut off short. >: | We refuse to answer a nonsensical question on the grounds that it makes no sense in English and doubt it would if translated into any other language.
20./ [livejournal.com profile] m_buggie
21./ The flist.
22./ Again, the flist.
23./ Me, myself, and I. XP
24./ Er, you know, I really think there's no one who quite meets the requirements of this question. I'll have to think more on this one.
25./ [livejournal.com profile] thimpressionist
26./ Judging by how many people on my flist that insist we must go to Utah the moment they legalise homosexual marriage... Apparently about half. XD (Yeah, yeah, technically they don't do polygamy there anymore and I DON'T CARE.)
27./ [livejournal.com profile] theartisan7
28./ I'd like to see ANYONE on my flist do this, so long as they do it well.
29./ Only ONE person? :< B-b-but... I loves teh flistie.
30./ By this point, many of you have read this entry and my journal. If I have not mentioned you specifically, do not be offended. I'm not so good at matching people to questions unless it's glaringly obvious. However, that is all besides the point. We would like to inform you that someday, somehow, you will all be our bitches. (Except [livejournal.com profile] themearas; she's going to be the wife). Why? I am going to rule the world. You are welcome to apply for henchperson positions now.

Also, have some art.



Because it's appropriate. Also, comment on it. And her other art. This stuff is WIN.
preussisch_blau: (Two Face)
1./ Look on DeviantArt for inspiration. Well, unless I'm looking for inspiration on snark and What Not To Do When Cosplaying Harvey "Two-Face" Dent.

Cut for snark; horrible, HORRIBLE interpretations of Mr TRAGICALLY SCARRED FACE MAN; and THIRD DEGREE BURNS. SERIOUSLY. DON'T LOOK IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH. )

I do not think Harvey Dent would be pleased to see what these people are doing. In fact, I'm sure he'd be glad to let Two-Face kill them all with a coin-flip for HOW they die, not IF they die.

I just want to injure idiots like these. It already sucks enough to be Harvey Dent. Do you have to make it suck even more by having him be your inspiration for FAIL?

And I'll change all the direct links into images hosted on my Photobucket when I remember my damn password. ><;;;
preussisch_blau: (I believe in Harvey Dent)
[22:37:35] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: I think Harvey's in Arkham :\ his 'death' ? not even convincing
[22:37:55] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Yeah, but Eckhart says he was told that Dent was dead
[22:38:02] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: So he wouldn't be in the next film
[22:38:39] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: Well...I think Eckhart is a L-I-A-R~!
[22:38:40] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: lol
[22:38:59] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Personally, I hope all of this is just to get everyone thinking "Oh, no Two-Face" and then there's just this ominous PING and someone dies, and then Two-Face is all "HAI U GAIZ~! GUESS WHOZ BAK?"
[22:39:20] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: lulz
[22:39:27] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: And Batman and Gordon are all "WTF?! You should be in Arkham!"
[22:40:13] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: And Two-Face is all "LOLNo. I pwnd those stupid doctors and guards. With my bare hands. Because I'm THAT awesome."
[22:41:22] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: In the background, I'm thinking Justin Timberlake's "Sexy Back". For a touch of irony. >>
[22:41:39] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: OH GOD THE CRACK FUZZIES ARE EATING MY SOUL
[22:42:01] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: XD
[22:42:11] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: >:3 *cheers them on* >>
[22:42:42] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Oh, you WOULD cheer them on.
[22:42:47] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: XD of course
[22:43:08] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Okay, so we have "Sexy Back" playing.
[22:43:51] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: lol I think somebody should make a video of Bruce/Harvey, set to Avril Lavinge's song 'Girlfriend' set from Bruce's POV
[22:44:15] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Which is entirely appropriate, because Two-Face is a BAMF and entirely sexy (so long as you're into serious physical deformations caused by copious quantities of petrol and FIRE, or very good at ignoring half of someone's face... maybe with strategic lighting...)
[22:44:27] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: ROFL
[22:44:40] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: ANYHOW.
[22:45:37] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: I firmly believe 'Girlfriend' must be playing in the background when Bruce and Harvey meet for the first time post-burnination with Brucey not as Batsy.
[22:47:17] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: And they totally picked the wrong song for every Harvey and Bruce interaction after that first bit of sex eyes. Especially with Rachel present. They really needed Ashlee Simpson's "Boyfriend" playing. Bruce? SO stole Rachel's boyfriend. He'll never admit it though, because he's a good guy vigilante.
[22:47:23] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: BUT I DIGRESS.
[22:48:38] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: So, once Two-Face shows up and shows off his BAMFness, we need drama. Okay, like, I dunno, he knows the coin came up heads when he flipped it for Gordon's son, so he's done that avenue. But he also knows it came up Kentucky Fried Coin side for Batman, and Batman is still alive and kicking (likely literally kicking by this point).
[22:48:54] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: So he needs to try and kill Batman.
[22:49:36] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Meanwhile, Bruce is trying to get him to have his face fixed and seriously talk to a psychiatrist for longer than "Heads, you live. Tails, I use your own damn pen to kill you."
[22:49:57] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Or maybe the desk or cushy couch all psychiatrists seem to have.
[22:50:07] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Death by cushy couch. What a way to go.
[22:50:44] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Police Report: "Cause of death: overly plush and comfortable couch. Body is in autopsy. Couch is now in the mayor's office."
[22:51:02] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: "Damn, that's one comfortable couch."
[22:51:42] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Okay, so, you know, it only takes so long before you realise that the guy you are secretly mancrushing on is hiding a lot of things. Like where he got his scars from.
[22:51:57] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: It's like he's the Joker. No one knows where the scars are from but him.
[22:52:21] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Also, Harvey totally killed the Joker back in Arkham when he realised he'd been played like a fiddle. BAMF. Remember that.
[22:52:31] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[22:52:47] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Okay, you ARE still alive
[22:53:13] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: XD yes
[22:53:20][livejournal.com profile] themearas: I'm just reading all this and lolling
[22:53:37] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Now, I think I was trying to put in some plot development between the sex eyes...
[22:54:43] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Okay. We have Harvey all, "WTF, Bruce? You're all sneakinz around and havin suspicious scars. I'M THE TRAGICALLY SCARRED ONE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP."
[22:54:45] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: ...
[22:55:06] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Scratch that last line. Too open about the relationship. Fanboys would never accept it.
[22:56:01] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Change to "I'M THE TRAGICALLY SCARRED ONE IN THIS ENTIRELY PLATONIC ACQUAINTANCESHIP *winkwinknudgenudgesexeyeswhicharekindofcreepygiventhelackoflefteyelid*
[22:56:03] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: "
[22:56:48] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: And Bruce is all, "You no like? What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? I'm the Goddamn Ba-RUCE WAYNE. >> GTFO."
[22:57:09] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: So Harvey leaves and now he's pissed at Batman AND Bruce.
[22:57:23] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: And Bruce is like, "Ohshit. Fucked that up."
[22:58:11] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Harvey kills some corrupt policemen or hospital workers or something. Therapy you know. Cheaper than seeing psychiatrists and killing them with their cushy couches. Just pay the price of bullets.
[22:58:28] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Maybe taxi fare too.
[22:59:03] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Flip the coin at the end of every ride though. Gives the driver good reason not to run screaming about who the fuck he's driving around. Either that or he's dead, and dead men tell no tales.
[22:59:54] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: So Bruce is all "Shitshitshit, I’ve sent him on a coin-flipping rampage. And he got a gun. And bullets. And taxi fare. Where's my wallet, Alfred?"
[23:00:23] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Two-Face has no problems spending Bruce's money to fuel his coin-flipping rampage, for the record.
[23:02:10] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Well, now Bruce has got to go all batshit on Harvey... er... Two-Face... er... MR TRAGICALLY SCARRED FACE MAN DENT. Literally. Cause he's Batman and... okay, bad joke. Am not Joker. People will not laugh at my bad jokes to keep me happy because I won't kill them if I'm not happy
[23:02:33] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: So! He goes after Two-Face, and does many heroic things to stop him.
[23:03:00] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Also, this is all happening on Tuesday, February 22nd. Because I said so. In ode to some of the campier comic books and cartoon episodes.
[23:03:36] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: BUT THERE WILL BE NO SPLIT SUITS, DAMNIT, BECAUSE HARVEY TWO-FACE IS A BAMF AND BAMFS ARE MEN (and women) OF TASTE, GODDAMNIT.
[23:04:38] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Especially none of those zebra striped and hot pink and leopard print messes.
[23:05:05] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: And this movie will now be interrupted by hungreh hungreh lolkittens. Please enjoy your popcorn during the intermission.
[23:05:14] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: If the lolkittens don't eat it first.
[23:06:05] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: ...
[23:07:00] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: Well.
[23:07:10] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: I might have to save up my money for that.
[23:08:07] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: >>
[23:08:53] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: "Shitshitshit, I’ve sent him on a coin-flipping rampage. And he got a gun. And bullets. And taxi fare. Where's my wallet, Alfred?"
[23:08:58] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: LMAO
[23:15:42] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: win
[23:15:49] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: :-( I know, I iz boring
[23:25:33] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: No, I had to try and convince the runt to eat
[23:25:34] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: sorry
[23:25:52] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: it's okay
[23:25:55] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: what runt?
[23:26:06] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: runt kitten :<
[23:26:12] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: She's like half the size of her siblings
[23:26:21] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: D: oh noez...
[23:26:24] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: poor kitteh D:
[23:26:42] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Mmhmm... So, we got her kitten milk supplement to try and get her to at least drink nutrients.
[23:27:11] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Anyhow, we were talking movie that you'd save up money to see. Obviously this idea is win
[23:28:03] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Now, the main problem is, how do we wrap up all this plot? I mean, Batman could just prove he's as much as a BAMF as Two-Face and send him back to Arkham... but he already got out of there once. With his bare hands and a silver dollar.
[23:29:01] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: Uh...
[23:29:02] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: Hm.
[23:29:24] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: He could reveal himself to be Bruce Wayne. Fifty-fifty chance of Harv coming to his senses and realising that his lover... er... BEST PLATONIC ACQUAINTAINCE EVAR really does care about him and really was upset about Rachel and did his best to keep the Joker's plot from going through.
[23:30:31] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Or, he could pretend that he feels that way and then during teh buttsex... I mean, MANLY MALE BONDING OF MANLINESS... WITH MORE TESTOSTERONE 'CAUSE IT'S NOT MANLY ENOUGH... totally be all, "Heads, I let you live long enough to come. Tails..."
[23:30:39] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: ROFL
[23:30:42] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: XDDDD
[23:30:52] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: ..I really wish this would happen
[23:31:42] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Of course, third answer being they both die. Like Romeo and Juliet. LIKE MANLY MALE PLATONIC ACQUAINTANCES WHO ARE MANLY MEN OF MANLINESS.
[23:31:52] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Gotta remember to keep the fanboys happy
[23:31:58] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: But of course :3
[23:32:18] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Except now Two-Face is unhappy because it's an odd number of solutions. He prefers even numbers. They're more fair and balanced.
[23:33:02] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: I would like to remind our dear Mr TRAGICALLY SCARRED FACE MAN DENT that technically, the second answer is two answers, so I needed a third to have four answers, thus, the even number is preserved.
[23:33:37] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: And now he's flipping his coin to see if he just gets a headache from that sentence or if he inflicts his headache on me. Talk about indecisive.
[23:33:54] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: OW! FRICKEN SILVER DOLLAR! DON'T FLIP IT AT MY HEAD!
[23:34:02] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: OO
[23:34:16] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Okay, the crack fuzzies have landed and eaten my soul AND BRAIN.
[23:34:21] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Anyhow.
[23:34:46] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: With a few revisions, I think this could be a viable plot idea to send to Messrs Nolan.
[23:35:19] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: Meh :\ Nolan.
[23:35:43] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Oh, icky band person?
[23:35:58] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Oh, mind if I post our little third movie convo on my LJ?
[23:36:10] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: Yes :\ icky band person
[23:36:13] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: lol go ahead XD
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