preussisch_blau: (Musics (Charlie--- Life))
This is also probably going to land me in Hell... but at least I'll be warm!

Oh holy shit
It's really fucking snoooooooowing
I cannot see the yard for all the snow
There sits my car
In a snowdrift that is grooooooowing
Does it matter? There is no place to go

It's really cold
And I hate being stuck inside
I hope that our
Power will stay oooonnnn

Fall,
Little flakes,
Somewhere else
If you please

O whyyyy can't I
Live in another state?
Somewhere
Further noooooooorth
Where they
Can handle snow



We now return you to your regularly scheduled f-list. Thank you, and good day.
preussisch_blau: (Default)
Tribble Got Smarts by Bird Bored-A-Lot

Run while you still can... )

Right... I think that's enough for one night. >_> I'm scaring myself
preussisch_blau: (I believe in Harvey Dent)
[22:37:35] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: I think Harvey's in Arkham :\ his 'death' ? not even convincing
[22:37:55] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Yeah, but Eckhart says he was told that Dent was dead
[22:38:02] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: So he wouldn't be in the next film
[22:38:39] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: Well...I think Eckhart is a L-I-A-R~!
[22:38:40] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: lol
[22:38:59] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Personally, I hope all of this is just to get everyone thinking "Oh, no Two-Face" and then there's just this ominous PING and someone dies, and then Two-Face is all "HAI U GAIZ~! GUESS WHOZ BAK?"
[22:39:20] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: lulz
[22:39:27] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: And Batman and Gordon are all "WTF?! You should be in Arkham!"
[22:40:13] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: And Two-Face is all "LOLNo. I pwnd those stupid doctors and guards. With my bare hands. Because I'm THAT awesome."
[22:41:22] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: In the background, I'm thinking Justin Timberlake's "Sexy Back". For a touch of irony. >>
[22:41:39] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: OH GOD THE CRACK FUZZIES ARE EATING MY SOUL
[22:42:01] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: XD
[22:42:11] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: >:3 *cheers them on* >>
[22:42:42] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Oh, you WOULD cheer them on.
[22:42:47] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: XD of course
[22:43:08] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Okay, so we have "Sexy Back" playing.
[22:43:51] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: lol I think somebody should make a video of Bruce/Harvey, set to Avril Lavinge's song 'Girlfriend' set from Bruce's POV
[22:44:15] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Which is entirely appropriate, because Two-Face is a BAMF and entirely sexy (so long as you're into serious physical deformations caused by copious quantities of petrol and FIRE, or very good at ignoring half of someone's face... maybe with strategic lighting...)
[22:44:27] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: ROFL
[22:44:40] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: ANYHOW.
[22:45:37] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: I firmly believe 'Girlfriend' must be playing in the background when Bruce and Harvey meet for the first time post-burnination with Brucey not as Batsy.
[22:47:17] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: And they totally picked the wrong song for every Harvey and Bruce interaction after that first bit of sex eyes. Especially with Rachel present. They really needed Ashlee Simpson's "Boyfriend" playing. Bruce? SO stole Rachel's boyfriend. He'll never admit it though, because he's a good guy vigilante.
[22:47:23] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: BUT I DIGRESS.
[22:48:38] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: So, once Two-Face shows up and shows off his BAMFness, we need drama. Okay, like, I dunno, he knows the coin came up heads when he flipped it for Gordon's son, so he's done that avenue. But he also knows it came up Kentucky Fried Coin side for Batman, and Batman is still alive and kicking (likely literally kicking by this point).
[22:48:54] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: So he needs to try and kill Batman.
[22:49:36] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Meanwhile, Bruce is trying to get him to have his face fixed and seriously talk to a psychiatrist for longer than "Heads, you live. Tails, I use your own damn pen to kill you."
[22:49:57] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Or maybe the desk or cushy couch all psychiatrists seem to have.
[22:50:07] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Death by cushy couch. What a way to go.
[22:50:44] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Police Report: "Cause of death: overly plush and comfortable couch. Body is in autopsy. Couch is now in the mayor's office."
[22:51:02] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: "Damn, that's one comfortable couch."
[22:51:42] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Okay, so, you know, it only takes so long before you realise that the guy you are secretly mancrushing on is hiding a lot of things. Like where he got his scars from.
[22:51:57] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: It's like he's the Joker. No one knows where the scars are from but him.
[22:52:21] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Also, Harvey totally killed the Joker back in Arkham when he realised he'd been played like a fiddle. BAMF. Remember that.
[22:52:31] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[22:52:47] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Okay, you ARE still alive
[22:53:13] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: XD yes
[22:53:20][livejournal.com profile] themearas: I'm just reading all this and lolling
[22:53:37] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Now, I think I was trying to put in some plot development between the sex eyes...
[22:54:43] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Okay. We have Harvey all, "WTF, Bruce? You're all sneakinz around and havin suspicious scars. I'M THE TRAGICALLY SCARRED ONE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP."
[22:54:45] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: ...
[22:55:06] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Scratch that last line. Too open about the relationship. Fanboys would never accept it.
[22:56:01] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Change to "I'M THE TRAGICALLY SCARRED ONE IN THIS ENTIRELY PLATONIC ACQUAINTANCESHIP *winkwinknudgenudgesexeyeswhicharekindofcreepygiventhelackoflefteyelid*
[22:56:03] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: "
[22:56:48] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: And Bruce is all, "You no like? What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? I'm the Goddamn Ba-RUCE WAYNE. >> GTFO."
[22:57:09] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: So Harvey leaves and now he's pissed at Batman AND Bruce.
[22:57:23] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: And Bruce is like, "Ohshit. Fucked that up."
[22:58:11] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Harvey kills some corrupt policemen or hospital workers or something. Therapy you know. Cheaper than seeing psychiatrists and killing them with their cushy couches. Just pay the price of bullets.
[22:58:28] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Maybe taxi fare too.
[22:59:03] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Flip the coin at the end of every ride though. Gives the driver good reason not to run screaming about who the fuck he's driving around. Either that or he's dead, and dead men tell no tales.
[22:59:54] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: So Bruce is all "Shitshitshit, I’ve sent him on a coin-flipping rampage. And he got a gun. And bullets. And taxi fare. Where's my wallet, Alfred?"
[23:00:23] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Two-Face has no problems spending Bruce's money to fuel his coin-flipping rampage, for the record.
[23:02:10] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Well, now Bruce has got to go all batshit on Harvey... er... Two-Face... er... MR TRAGICALLY SCARRED FACE MAN DENT. Literally. Cause he's Batman and... okay, bad joke. Am not Joker. People will not laugh at my bad jokes to keep me happy because I won't kill them if I'm not happy
[23:02:33] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: So! He goes after Two-Face, and does many heroic things to stop him.
[23:03:00] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Also, this is all happening on Tuesday, February 22nd. Because I said so. In ode to some of the campier comic books and cartoon episodes.
[23:03:36] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: BUT THERE WILL BE NO SPLIT SUITS, DAMNIT, BECAUSE HARVEY TWO-FACE IS A BAMF AND BAMFS ARE MEN (and women) OF TASTE, GODDAMNIT.
[23:04:38] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Especially none of those zebra striped and hot pink and leopard print messes.
[23:05:05] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: And this movie will now be interrupted by hungreh hungreh lolkittens. Please enjoy your popcorn during the intermission.
[23:05:14] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: If the lolkittens don't eat it first.
[23:06:05] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: ...
[23:07:00] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: Well.
[23:07:10] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: I might have to save up my money for that.
[23:08:07] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: >>
[23:08:53] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: "Shitshitshit, I’ve sent him on a coin-flipping rampage. And he got a gun. And bullets. And taxi fare. Where's my wallet, Alfred?"
[23:08:58] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: LMAO
[23:15:42] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: win
[23:15:49] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: :-( I know, I iz boring
[23:25:33] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: No, I had to try and convince the runt to eat
[23:25:34] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: sorry
[23:25:52] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: it's okay
[23:25:55] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: what runt?
[23:26:06] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: runt kitten :<
[23:26:12] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: She's like half the size of her siblings
[23:26:21] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: D: oh noez...
[23:26:24] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: poor kitteh D:
[23:26:42] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Mmhmm... So, we got her kitten milk supplement to try and get her to at least drink nutrients.
[23:27:11] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Anyhow, we were talking movie that you'd save up money to see. Obviously this idea is win
[23:28:03] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Now, the main problem is, how do we wrap up all this plot? I mean, Batman could just prove he's as much as a BAMF as Two-Face and send him back to Arkham... but he already got out of there once. With his bare hands and a silver dollar.
[23:29:01] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: Uh...
[23:29:02] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: Hm.
[23:29:24] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: He could reveal himself to be Bruce Wayne. Fifty-fifty chance of Harv coming to his senses and realising that his lover... er... BEST PLATONIC ACQUAINTAINCE EVAR really does care about him and really was upset about Rachel and did his best to keep the Joker's plot from going through.
[23:30:31] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Or, he could pretend that he feels that way and then during teh buttsex... I mean, MANLY MALE BONDING OF MANLINESS... WITH MORE TESTOSTERONE 'CAUSE IT'S NOT MANLY ENOUGH... totally be all, "Heads, I let you live long enough to come. Tails..."
[23:30:39] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: ROFL
[23:30:42] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: XDDDD
[23:30:52] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: ..I really wish this would happen
[23:31:42] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Of course, third answer being they both die. Like Romeo and Juliet. LIKE MANLY MALE PLATONIC ACQUAINTANCES WHO ARE MANLY MEN OF MANLINESS.
[23:31:52] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Gotta remember to keep the fanboys happy
[23:31:58] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: But of course :3
[23:32:18] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Except now Two-Face is unhappy because it's an odd number of solutions. He prefers even numbers. They're more fair and balanced.
[23:33:02] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: I would like to remind our dear Mr TRAGICALLY SCARRED FACE MAN DENT that technically, the second answer is two answers, so I needed a third to have four answers, thus, the even number is preserved.
[23:33:37] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: And now he's flipping his coin to see if he just gets a headache from that sentence or if he inflicts his headache on me. Talk about indecisive.
[23:33:54] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: OW! FRICKEN SILVER DOLLAR! DON'T FLIP IT AT MY HEAD!
[23:34:02] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: OO
[23:34:16] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Okay, the crack fuzzies have landed and eaten my soul AND BRAIN.
[23:34:21] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Anyhow.
[23:34:46] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: With a few revisions, I think this could be a viable plot idea to send to Messrs Nolan.
[23:35:19] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: Meh :\ Nolan.
[23:35:43] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Oh, icky band person?
[23:35:58] [livejournal.com profile] alouette_sparra: Oh, mind if I post our little third movie convo on my LJ?
[23:36:10] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: Yes :\ icky band person
[23:36:13] [livejournal.com profile] themearas: lol go ahead XD
preussisch_blau: (Vat 69)
Ever have the utterly irrational and implausible feeling that no matter what you do and how hard you try, everyone and everything is passing you by and you're just sitting there, static and unchanging?

Ever just want to yell and scream and push people away over stupid shit like saying "Oh?" in response to something you've said?

Ever get the even more irrational and in fact impossible feeling that God/the universe hates your guts and is just continuing your existence for the lols?
preussisch_blau: (Mental (Charlie Crews- Life))
Right, for those of you who missed it... here ya go. Have at it, and return here when you're done.

... *checks watch* *drinks coffee* *downs some more cold medicine*

Huh? Oh, good, you're back.

...

Thursday, 14 February 2008 01:44
preussisch_blau: (Default)
Oh, look, LJ drama.

I wish I knew what the Hell half those comments were about.

Ugh. I don't think I want to be involved with this fandom much longer... I love the series, I love the books, I (have a platonic) love (for) the men... But I'm reminded of why I left fandom alone since middle school up until I broke my foot at college and had nothing else to do with my time. You end up with at least two separate groups of people against each other amongst the established folks in fandom, and then us newbs are left on the sidelines going "WTF mate?" at old wank being dragged up and some of us being criticised for not knowing the "whole story", so to speak, and simply supporting the person we know. ((Amongst other oh so lovely facets of fandom.))

I kind of wish I hadn't run out of inspiration for Hot Fuzz, except that ended up getting needlessly wanky too.

I know no matter where I choose to spend my time, there's going to be wank and there are going to be cliques... Except somehow, I'd rather spend my time where at least the things being wanked over matter a little in real life.

I haven't made up my mind to quit fandom just yet... Except it's getting to that point.

The most recent thing isn't the entire reason. Far from it. Things from a week ago, and just little things that pop up from time to time... Combined with shit from Hot Fuzz fandom, and even before then with things from my first forays into fandom back in middle school.

I get stressed far too easily. I worry too much about the past. I know I can't change things or take back words or any of that, but I have enough emotional shit from college to worry about without having fandom chickenshit piled on top. It's... I don't even know how to begin to describe what's going on inside my head, but I've never really felt like I fit in anywhere, and then when I think I do and this sort of fuckery happens? No. No. I've been burned enough to know better. Once burned, twice shy? Multiply that by a fucking million times, and you'll see where I'm coming from.

It's like school. Like grade school. And I know real life is like this too, but at least when I hear the things people wank about in real life, it's shit that matters. Work, money, family. I know there's some of the unimportant stuff too, I'm not an idiot and I'm not naive, but... Ugh. I can't do this shit. I'm burned out on this. I'm burned out on a lot lately. I need to get my life in order. I don't have time to waste on this crap. Not when I need to get back in shape. Not when I need to get a job. Not when I need to learn how to drive a fucking car. I can't drive. Eighteen years old and I can't drive a car. What the fuck is the matter with me?

Rhetorical question. No need to answer. There's a lot the matter with me. Fuck... I... Just fuck it all.

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