Ehem... Ladies, Gentlemen... but mostly the ladies.

I am here to tell you that Justin Timberlake lied to you. Yes. He lied. He is not bringing sexy back. He cannot bring sexy back. How do I know this? How, you may ask. Well, I shall tell you how I know.

You cannot bring back that which had never left in the first place.

My proof: This Post.

I warn you, it is large, takes for-frickin-ever to load on dial-up or equivalently 'fast' connections, but it is well worth your time.

*exits, stage right*

Ps./ Damian Lewis is no longer allowed near sunglasses and Stetsons. It makes my brain spontaneously combust from the heat.