PURE UNADULTERATED CRACK

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Tribble Got Smarts by Bird Bored-A-Lot

Sung to the tune of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot

Best done while dressed like a tribble.

I don't like Klingons and I cannot lie
You other tribbles can't deny
That when a guy walks in wearing silver lamé
And puts a bat'leth in your face
You get scared
You wanna run away, tough,
'Cause Kirk's holding you and you're stuck
Even though you're puffed and screaming
Those humans, they just aren't caring
I really don't want to be with them
I cannot stand them
A hometribble tried to warn me
But that quadrotriticale makes m-m-me so hungry
Ooh, nom that blue grain
You say there's poison within?
I'm still so hungry, hungry
Because there are no nutrients enterin my body

I see Klingons sneaking
To Hell with eating
His temperature's wrong, he stinks strong, and he's down to get the sabotage on

I'm tired of these Klingons
Sayin dead tribbles are the bomb
Take the average humanoid and ask him about that
He'll say that is bad

So tribbles (GLEEP)
Tribbles (GLEEP)
Is that a Klingon in disguise (SHRIEK)
Then shriek at it, shriek at it, shriek at that nasty Klingon

Tribble got smarts
(Can see right through your stupid costume)
Tribble got smarts
(Can see right through your stupid costume)

Right... I think that's enough for one night. >_> I'm scaring myself