Aatos Polemoio

Dear Unconscious Mind,

You and I both know the glasses go in the same place every damn night so we can find them the next morning. Therefore, why did you find it appropriate to not only place them three feet away from their same damn place, but to then forget about it, so I spend half an hour this morning trying to find them in the usual spot and where they could have fallen from the usual spot, then an hour fussing with contact lenses, then the past two (almost three) wearing the horrid things from boot camp that make my eyes hurt a little and do NOTHING to help my headaches?

Not funny. Next time you think it's a great idea to send me to sleep five hours earlier than you've been, please warn me so I can put our glasses away and not you.

Not so much love right now,

Bird

1./ Look on DeviantArt for inspiration. Well, unless I'm looking for inspiration on snark and What Not To Do When Cosplaying Harvey "Two-Face" Dent.

( Cut for snark; horrible, HORRIBLE interpretations of Mr TRAGICALLY SCARRED FACE MAN; and THIRD DEGREE BURNS. SERIOUSLY. DON'T LOOK IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH. )

I do not think Harvey Dent would be pleased to see what these people are doing. In fact, I'm sure he'd be glad to let Two-Face kill them all with a coin-flip for HOW they die, not IF they die.

I just want to injure idiots like these. It already sucks enough to be Harvey Dent. Do you have to make it suck even more by having him be your inspiration for FAIL?

And I'll change all the direct links into images hosted on my Photobucket when I remember my damn password. ><;;;