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theartisan7,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when I threw up in your apartment, and I saw you pull the clothes off Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget to ruin the second world war.
Your everlasting enemy,
Bird
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theartisan7,I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when I threw up in your apartment, and I saw you pull the clothes off Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget to ruin the second world war.
Your everlasting enemy,
Bird
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