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thimpressionist. I get to answer a bunch of questions. The catch? If you want to know the questions, e-mail me at the e-mail address listed in my profile. *pauses* *makes mental note to check after posting this to make sure an e-mail address is listed* Of course, if you already know an e-mail of mine, just send to that one. The big catch? If I send you the questions, you have to answer them, thus perpetuating the meme.
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gigglestheblood2./ As much as I dislike admitting this some days,
iamstillthemoon. I've known her longer than most anyone else I regularly talk to.
3./ Uh... as established in other memes with similar questions, no one. Sorry, I guess I'm a little boring as far as this sort of question goes.
4./ Answer hazy. Try again later.
5./ Everyone on my f-list, I suppose. I don't like keeping people around who aren't. Invariably leads to wailing and gnashing of teeth, and my dental insurance? Not so great. So the less teeth gnashing, the better.
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m_buggie7./
themearas8./
ladyames, definitely
themearas, and possibly
skew_whiff. Yeah, I know, that's a list. STFU.
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themearas of course. And we've done it, too. (I've also done this with
ladyames.)
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foofighter023411./ Uhhhh... I'm not sure. I don't really like to pass any sort of judgement on that sort of thing. Even if we're just talking relative quantity.
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themearas, but then, I'm biased.
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m_buggie14./
jumpgirl42, and I'm going by the first of the two options, not the second.
15./ Just about any of the flist, really. :P
16./ Okay, this is unfair as at least half my flist is older than me or acts it. So I'm not answering. Nyah.
17./ This is a bit easier...
foofighter0234 and
jumpgirl42.
18./
shanghai_jim. Whether we mean this nicely or a bit snidely is up for decision. We think a little from both columns.
19./ What kind of question is this?! It's cut off short. >: | We refuse to answer a nonsensical question on the grounds that it makes no sense in English and doubt it would if translated into any other language.
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m_buggie21./ The flist.
22./ Again, the flist.
23./ Me, myself, and I. XP
24./ Er, you know, I really think there's no one who quite meets the requirements of this question. I'll have to think more on this one.
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thimpressionist26./ Judging by how many people on my flist that insist we must go to Utah the moment they legalise homosexual marriage... Apparently about half. XD (Yeah, yeah, technically they don't do polygamy there anymore and I DON'T CARE.)
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theartisan728./ I'd like to see ANYONE on my flist do this, so long as they do it well.
29./ Only ONE person? :< B-b-but... I loves teh flistie.
30./ By this point, many of you have read this entry and my journal. If I have not mentioned you specifically, do not be offended. I'm not so good at matching people to questions unless it's glaringly obvious. However, that is all besides the point. We would like to inform you that someday, somehow, you will all be our bitches. (Except
themearas; she's going to be the wife). Why? I am going to rule the world. You are welcome to apply for henchperson positions now.
Also, have some art.

Because it's appropriate.
Also, comment on it. And her other art. This stuff is WIN.