Getting Away With Murder

Ever have the utterly irrational and implausible feeling that no matter what you do and how hard you try, everyone and everything is passing you by and you're just sitting there, static and unchanging?

Ever just want to yell and scream and push people away over stupid shit like saying "Oh?" in response to something you've said?

Ever get the even more irrational and in fact impossible feeling that God/the universe hates your guts and is just continuing your existence for the lols?

I wish I knew how to get photos off my camera phone.

Why?

I woke up this morning to see a little black and white head peeking up out of the AC vent near where I sleep (said vent's cover is broken).

So, after much coaxing and blocking of the vent, I am now the proud owner of a four month old calico kitten. Her name is Audrey, and if I could get the photo of her off of my phone you'd be able to see why. She's got these huge eyes, an angular face, and a long neck.

Right now she's a bit skinny, but that is easily fixed.

She also has the most PATHETIC meow. I want to take her out of her carrier and snuggle her, but that would be a bad idea. ^^;;;