So, that squeeing you hear

That is the noise of a gainfully employed Bird.

Orientation is today, and my first day is tomorrow.

Holy crap.

I still keep feeling like I'm going to wake up to find that I've slept through my interview.

(Soon, sooooon the paid account will be mine once more. Just as soon as I figure out my scheduling so I can budget for it.)

I should not be this excited to be a McWage Slave, but I am.

Mooooneeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy ♥