THIRD BATMAN MOVIE PLOT RIGHT HERE
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themearas: I think Harvey's in Arkham :\ his 'death' ? not even convincing
[22:37:55]alouette_sparra: Yeah, but Eckhart says he was told that Dent was dead
[22:38:02]alouette_sparra: So he wouldn't be in the next film
[22:38:39]themearas: Well...I think Eckhart is a L-I-A-R~!
[22:38:40]themearas: lol
[22:38:59]alouette_sparra: Personally, I hope all of this is just to get everyone thinking "Oh, no Two-Face" and then there's just this ominous PING and someone dies, and then Two-Face is all "HAI U GAIZ~! GUESS WHOZ BAK?"
[22:39:20]themearas: lulz
[22:39:27]alouette_sparra: And Batman and Gordon are all "WTF?! You should be in Arkham!"
[22:40:13]alouette_sparra: And Two-Face is all "LOLNo. I pwnd those stupid doctors and guards. With my bare hands. Because I'm THAT awesome."
[22:41:22]alouette_sparra: In the background, I'm thinking Justin Timberlake's "Sexy Back". For a touch of irony. >>
[22:41:39]alouette_sparra: OH GOD THE CRACK FUZZIES ARE EATING MY SOUL
[22:42:01]themearas: XD
[22:42:11]themearas: >:3 *cheers them on* >>
[22:42:42]alouette_sparra: Oh, you WOULD cheer them on.
[22:42:47]themearas: XD of course
[22:43:08]alouette_sparra: Okay, so we have "Sexy Back" playing.
[22:43:51]themearas: lol I think somebody should make a video of Bruce/Harvey, set to Avril Lavinge's song 'Girlfriend' set from Bruce's POV
[22:44:15]alouette_sparra: Which is entirely appropriate, because Two-Face is a BAMF and entirely sexy (so long as you're into serious physical deformations caused by copious quantities of petrol and FIRE, or very good at ignoring half of someone's face... maybe with strategic lighting...)
[22:44:27]themearas: ROFL
[22:44:40]alouette_sparra: ANYHOW.
[22:45:37]alouette_sparra: I firmly believe 'Girlfriend' must be playing in the background when Bruce and Harvey meet for the first time post-burnination with Brucey not as Batsy.
[22:47:17]alouette_sparra: And they totally picked the wrong song for every Harvey and Bruce interaction after that first bit of sex eyes. Especially with Rachel present. They really needed Ashlee Simpson's "Boyfriend" playing. Bruce? SO stole Rachel's boyfriend. He'll never admit it though, because he's a good guy vigilante.
[22:47:23]alouette_sparra: BUT I DIGRESS.
[22:48:38]alouette_sparra: So, once Two-Face shows up and shows off his BAMFness, we need drama. Okay, like, I dunno, he knows the coin came up heads when he flipped it for Gordon's son, so he's done that avenue. But he also knows it came up Kentucky Fried Coin side for Batman, and Batman is still alive and kicking (likely literally kicking by this point).
[22:48:54]alouette_sparra: So he needs to try and kill Batman.
[22:49:36]alouette_sparra: Meanwhile, Bruce is trying to get him to have his face fixed and seriously talk to a psychiatrist for longer than "Heads, you live. Tails, I use your own damn pen to kill you."
[22:49:57]alouette_sparra: Or maybe the desk or cushy couch all psychiatrists seem to have.
[22:50:07]alouette_sparra: Death by cushy couch. What a way to go.
[22:50:44]alouette_sparra: Police Report: "Cause of death: overly plush and comfortable couch. Body is in autopsy. Couch is now in the mayor's office."
[22:51:02]alouette_sparra: "Damn, that's one comfortable couch."
[22:51:42]alouette_sparra: Okay, so, you know, it only takes so long before you realise that the guy you are secretly mancrushing on is hiding a lot of things. Like where he got his scars from.
[22:51:57]alouette_sparra: It's like he's the Joker. No one knows where the scars are from but him.
[22:52:21]alouette_sparra: Also, Harvey totally killed the Joker back in Arkham when he realised he'd been played like a fiddle. BAMF. Remember that.
[22:52:31]themearas: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[22:52:47]alouette_sparra: Okay, you ARE still alive
[22:53:13]themearas: XD yes
[22:53:20]themearas: I'm just reading all this and lolling
[22:53:37]alouette_sparra: Now, I think I was trying to put in some plot development between the sex eyes...
[22:54:43]alouette_sparra: Okay. We have Harvey all, "WTF, Bruce? You're all sneakinz around and havin suspicious scars. I'M THE TRAGICALLY SCARRED ONE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP."
[22:54:45]alouette_sparra: ...
[22:55:06]alouette_sparra: Scratch that last line. Too open about the relationship. Fanboys would never accept it.
[22:56:01]alouette_sparra: Change to "I'M THE TRAGICALLY SCARRED ONE IN THIS ENTIRELY PLATONIC ACQUAINTANCESHIP *winkwinknudgenudgesexeyeswhicharekindofcreepygiventhelackoflefteyelid*
[22:56:03]alouette_sparra: "
[22:56:48]alouette_sparra: And Bruce is all, "You no like? What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? I'm the Goddamn Ba-RUCE WAYNE. >> GTFO."
[22:57:09]alouette_sparra: So Harvey leaves and now he's pissed at Batman AND Bruce.
[22:57:23]alouette_sparra: And Bruce is like, "Ohshit. Fucked that up."
[22:58:11]alouette_sparra: Harvey kills some corrupt policemen or hospital workers or something. Therapy you know. Cheaper than seeing psychiatrists and killing them with their cushy couches. Just pay the price of bullets.
[22:58:28]alouette_sparra: Maybe taxi fare too.
[22:59:03]alouette_sparra: Flip the coin at the end of every ride though. Gives the driver good reason not to run screaming about who the fuck he's driving around. Either that or he's dead, and dead men tell no tales.
[22:59:54]alouette_sparra: So Bruce is all "Shitshitshit, I’ve sent him on a coin-flipping rampage. And he got a gun. And bullets. And taxi fare. Where's my wallet, Alfred?"
[23:00:23]alouette_sparra: Two-Face has no problems spending Bruce's money to fuel his coin-flipping rampage, for the record.
[23:02:10]alouette_sparra: Well, now Bruce has got to go all batshit on Harvey... er... Two-Face... er... MR TRAGICALLY SCARRED FACE MAN DENT. Literally. Cause he's Batman and... okay, bad joke. Am not Joker. People will not laugh at my bad jokes to keep me happy because I won't kill them if I'm not happy
[23:02:33]alouette_sparra: So! He goes after Two-Face, and does many heroic things to stop him.
[23:03:00]alouette_sparra: Also, this is all happening on Tuesday, February 22nd. Because I said so. In ode to some of the campier comic books and cartoon episodes.
[23:03:36]alouette_sparra: BUT THERE WILL BE NO SPLIT SUITS, DAMNIT, BECAUSE HARVEY TWO-FACE IS A BAMF AND BAMFS ARE MEN (and women) OF TASTE, GODDAMNIT.
[23:04:38]alouette_sparra: Especially none of those zebra striped and hot pink and leopard print messes.
[23:05:05]alouette_sparra: And this movie will now be interrupted by hungreh hungreh lolkittens. Please enjoy your popcorn during the intermission.
[23:05:14]alouette_sparra: If the lolkittens don't eat it first.
[23:06:05]themearas: ...
[23:07:00]themearas: Well.
[23:07:10]themearas: I might have to save up my money for that.
[23:08:07]themearas: >>
[23:08:53]themearas: "Shitshitshit, I’ve sent him on a coin-flipping rampage. And he got a gun. And bullets. And taxi fare. Where's my wallet, Alfred?"
[23:08:58]themearas: LMAO
[23:15:42]themearas: win
[23:15:49]themearas: :-( I know, I iz boring
[23:25:33]alouette_sparra: No, I had to try and convince the runt to eat
[23:25:34]alouette_sparra: sorry
[23:25:52]themearas: it's okay
[23:25:55]themearas: what runt?
[23:26:06]alouette_sparra: runt kitten :<
[23:26:12]alouette_sparra: She's like half the size of her siblings
[23:26:21]themearas: D: oh noez...
[23:26:24]themearas: poor kitteh D:
[23:26:42]alouette_sparra: Mmhmm... So, we got her kitten milk supplement to try and get her to at least drink nutrients.
[23:27:11]alouette_sparra: Anyhow, we were talking movie that you'd save up money to see. Obviously this idea is win
[23:28:03]alouette_sparra: Now, the main problem is, how do we wrap up all this plot? I mean, Batman could just prove he's as much as a BAMF as Two-Face and send him back to Arkham... but he already got out of there once. With his bare hands and a silver dollar.
[23:29:01]themearas: Uh...
[23:29:02]themearas: Hm.
[23:29:24]alouette_sparra: He could reveal himself to be Bruce Wayne. Fifty-fifty chance of Harv coming to his senses and realising that his lover... er... BEST PLATONIC ACQUAINTAINCE EVAR really does care about him and really was upset about Rachel and did his best to keep the Joker's plot from going through.
[23:30:31]alouette_sparra: Or, he could pretend that he feels that way and then during teh buttsex... I mean, MANLY MALE BONDING OF MANLINESS... WITH MORE TESTOSTERONE 'CAUSE IT'S NOT MANLY ENOUGH... totally be all, "Heads, I let you live long enough to come. Tails..."
[23:30:39]themearas: ROFL
[23:30:42]themearas: XDDDD
[23:30:52]themearas: ..I really wish this would happen
[23:31:42]alouette_sparra: Of course, third answer being they both die. Like Romeo and Juliet. LIKE MANLY MALE PLATONIC ACQUAINTANCES WHO ARE MANLY MEN OF MANLINESS.
[23:31:52]alouette_sparra: Gotta remember to keep the fanboys happy
[23:31:58]themearas: But of course :3
[23:32:18]alouette_sparra: Except now Two-Face is unhappy because it's an odd number of solutions. He prefers even numbers. They're more fair and balanced.
[23:33:02]alouette_sparra: I would like to remind our dear Mr TRAGICALLY SCARRED FACE MAN DENT that technically, the second answer is two answers, so I needed a third to have four answers, thus, the even number is preserved.
[23:33:37]alouette_sparra: And now he's flipping his coin to see if he just gets a headache from that sentence or if he inflicts his headache on me. Talk about indecisive.
[23:33:54]alouette_sparra: OW! FRICKEN SILVER DOLLAR! DON'T FLIP IT AT MY HEAD!
[23:34:02]themearas: OO
[23:34:16]alouette_sparra: Okay, the crack fuzzies have landed and eaten my soul AND BRAIN.
[23:34:21]alouette_sparra: Anyhow.
[23:34:46]alouette_sparra: With a few revisions, I think this could be a viable plot idea to send to Messrs Nolan.
[23:35:19]themearas: Meh :\ Nolan.
[23:35:43]alouette_sparra: Oh, icky band person?
[23:35:58]alouette_sparra: Oh, mind if I post our little third movie convo on my LJ?
[23:36:10]themearas: Yes :\ icky band person
[23:36:13]themearas: lol go ahead XD
themearas: I think Harvey's in Arkham :\ his 'death' ? not even convincing [22:37:55]
alouette_sparra: Yeah, but Eckhart says he was told that Dent was dead[22:38:02]
alouette_sparra: So he wouldn't be in the next film[22:38:39]
themearas: Well...I think Eckhart is a L-I-A-R~! [22:38:40]
themearas: lol [22:38:59]
alouette_sparra: Personally, I hope all of this is just to get everyone thinking "Oh, no Two-Face" and then there's just this ominous PING and someone dies, and then Two-Face is all "HAI U GAIZ~! GUESS WHOZ BAK?"[22:39:20]
themearas: lulz [22:39:27]
alouette_sparra: And Batman and Gordon are all "WTF?! You should be in Arkham!"[22:40:13]
alouette_sparra: And Two-Face is all "LOLNo. I pwnd those stupid doctors and guards. With my bare hands. Because I'm THAT awesome."[22:41:22]
alouette_sparra: In the background, I'm thinking Justin Timberlake's "Sexy Back". For a touch of irony. >>[22:41:39]
alouette_sparra: OH GOD THE CRACK FUZZIES ARE EATING MY SOUL[22:42:01]
themearas: XD [22:42:11]
themearas: >:3 *cheers them on* >> [22:42:42]
alouette_sparra: Oh, you WOULD cheer them on.[22:42:47]
themearas: XD of course [22:43:08]
alouette_sparra: Okay, so we have "Sexy Back" playing.[22:43:51]
themearas: lol I think somebody should make a video of Bruce/Harvey, set to Avril Lavinge's song 'Girlfriend' set from Bruce's POV [22:44:15]
alouette_sparra: Which is entirely appropriate, because Two-Face is a BAMF and entirely sexy (so long as you're into serious physical deformations caused by copious quantities of petrol and FIRE, or very good at ignoring half of someone's face... maybe with strategic lighting...)[22:44:27]
themearas: ROFL [22:44:40]
alouette_sparra: ANYHOW.[22:45:37]
alouette_sparra: I firmly believe 'Girlfriend' must be playing in the background when Bruce and Harvey meet for the first time post-burnination with Brucey not as Batsy.[22:47:17]
alouette_sparra: And they totally picked the wrong song for every Harvey and Bruce interaction after that first bit of sex eyes. Especially with Rachel present. They really needed Ashlee Simpson's "Boyfriend" playing. Bruce? SO stole Rachel's boyfriend. He'll never admit it though, because he's a good guy vigilante.[22:47:23]
alouette_sparra: BUT I DIGRESS.[22:48:38]
alouette_sparra: So, once Two-Face shows up and shows off his BAMFness, we need drama. Okay, like, I dunno, he knows the coin came up heads when he flipped it for Gordon's son, so he's done that avenue. But he also knows it came up Kentucky Fried Coin side for Batman, and Batman is still alive and kicking (likely literally kicking by this point).[22:48:54]
alouette_sparra: So he needs to try and kill Batman.[22:49:36]
alouette_sparra: Meanwhile, Bruce is trying to get him to have his face fixed and seriously talk to a psychiatrist for longer than "Heads, you live. Tails, I use your own damn pen to kill you."[22:49:57]
alouette_sparra: Or maybe the desk or cushy couch all psychiatrists seem to have.[22:50:07]
alouette_sparra: Death by cushy couch. What a way to go.[22:50:44]
alouette_sparra: Police Report: "Cause of death: overly plush and comfortable couch. Body is in autopsy. Couch is now in the mayor's office."[22:51:02]
alouette_sparra: "Damn, that's one comfortable couch."[22:51:42]
alouette_sparra: Okay, so, you know, it only takes so long before you realise that the guy you are secretly mancrushing on is hiding a lot of things. Like where he got his scars from.[22:51:57]
alouette_sparra: It's like he's the Joker. No one knows where the scars are from but him.[22:52:21]
alouette_sparra: Also, Harvey totally killed the Joker back in Arkham when he realised he'd been played like a fiddle. BAMF. Remember that.[22:52:31]
themearas: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD [22:52:47]
alouette_sparra: Okay, you ARE still alive[22:53:13]
themearas: XD yes [22:53:20]
themearas: I'm just reading all this and lolling [22:53:37]
alouette_sparra: Now, I think I was trying to put in some plot development between the sex eyes...[22:54:43]
alouette_sparra: Okay. We have Harvey all, "WTF, Bruce? You're all sneakinz around and havin suspicious scars. I'M THE TRAGICALLY SCARRED ONE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP."[22:54:45]
alouette_sparra: ...[22:55:06]
alouette_sparra: Scratch that last line. Too open about the relationship. Fanboys would never accept it.[22:56:01]
alouette_sparra: Change to "I'M THE TRAGICALLY SCARRED ONE IN THIS ENTIRELY PLATONIC ACQUAINTANCESHIP *winkwinknudgenudgesexeyeswhicharekindofcreepygiventhelackoflefteyelid*[22:56:03]
alouette_sparra: "[22:56:48]
alouette_sparra: And Bruce is all, "You no like? What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? I'm the Goddamn Ba-RUCE WAYNE. >> GTFO."[22:57:09]
alouette_sparra: So Harvey leaves and now he's pissed at Batman AND Bruce.[22:57:23]
alouette_sparra: And Bruce is like, "Ohshit. Fucked that up."[22:58:11]
alouette_sparra: Harvey kills some corrupt policemen or hospital workers or something. Therapy you know. Cheaper than seeing psychiatrists and killing them with their cushy couches. Just pay the price of bullets.[22:58:28]
alouette_sparra: Maybe taxi fare too.[22:59:03]
alouette_sparra: Flip the coin at the end of every ride though. Gives the driver good reason not to run screaming about who the fuck he's driving around. Either that or he's dead, and dead men tell no tales.[22:59:54]
alouette_sparra: So Bruce is all "Shitshitshit, I’ve sent him on a coin-flipping rampage. And he got a gun. And bullets. And taxi fare. Where's my wallet, Alfred?"[23:00:23]
alouette_sparra: Two-Face has no problems spending Bruce's money to fuel his coin-flipping rampage, for the record.[23:02:10]
alouette_sparra: Well, now Bruce has got to go all batshit on Harvey... er... Two-Face... er... MR TRAGICALLY SCARRED FACE MAN DENT. Literally. Cause he's Batman and... okay, bad joke. Am not Joker. People will not laugh at my bad jokes to keep me happy because I won't kill them if I'm not happy[23:02:33]
alouette_sparra: So! He goes after Two-Face, and does many heroic things to stop him.[23:03:00]
alouette_sparra: Also, this is all happening on Tuesday, February 22nd. Because I said so. In ode to some of the campier comic books and cartoon episodes.[23:03:36]
alouette_sparra: BUT THERE WILL BE NO SPLIT SUITS, DAMNIT, BECAUSE HARVEY TWO-FACE IS A BAMF AND BAMFS ARE MEN (and women) OF TASTE, GODDAMNIT.[23:04:38]
alouette_sparra: Especially none of those zebra striped and hot pink and leopard print messes.[23:05:05]
alouette_sparra: And this movie will now be interrupted by hungreh hungreh lolkittens. Please enjoy your popcorn during the intermission.[23:05:14]
alouette_sparra: If the lolkittens don't eat it first.[23:06:05]
themearas: ... [23:07:00]
themearas: Well. [23:07:10]
themearas: I might have to save up my money for that. [23:08:07]
themearas: >> [23:08:53]
themearas: "Shitshitshit, I’ve sent him on a coin-flipping rampage. And he got a gun. And bullets. And taxi fare. Where's my wallet, Alfred?"[23:08:58]
themearas: LMAO [23:15:42]
themearas: win [23:15:49]
themearas: :-( I know, I iz boring [23:25:33]
alouette_sparra: No, I had to try and convince the runt to eat[23:25:34]
alouette_sparra: sorry[23:25:52]
themearas: it's okay [23:25:55]
themearas: what runt? [23:26:06]
alouette_sparra: runt kitten :<[23:26:12]
alouette_sparra: She's like half the size of her siblings[23:26:21]
themearas: D: oh noez... [23:26:24]
themearas: poor kitteh D: [23:26:42]
alouette_sparra: Mmhmm... So, we got her kitten milk supplement to try and get her to at least drink nutrients.[23:27:11]
alouette_sparra: Anyhow, we were talking movie that you'd save up money to see. Obviously this idea is win[23:28:03]
alouette_sparra: Now, the main problem is, how do we wrap up all this plot? I mean, Batman could just prove he's as much as a BAMF as Two-Face and send him back to Arkham... but he already got out of there once. With his bare hands and a silver dollar.[23:29:01]
themearas: Uh... [23:29:02]
themearas: Hm. [23:29:24]
alouette_sparra: He could reveal himself to be Bruce Wayne. Fifty-fifty chance of Harv coming to his senses and realising that his [23:30:31]
alouette_sparra: Or, he could pretend that he feels that way and then during teh [23:30:39]
themearas: ROFL [23:30:42]
themearas: XDDDD [23:30:52]
themearas: ..I really wish this would happen [23:31:42]
alouette_sparra: Of course, third answer being they both die. [23:31:52]
alouette_sparra: Gotta remember to keep the fanboys happy[23:31:58]
themearas: But of course :3 [23:32:18]
alouette_sparra: Except now Two-Face is unhappy because it's an odd number of solutions. He prefers even numbers. They're more fair and balanced.[23:33:02]
alouette_sparra: I would like to remind our dear Mr TRAGICALLY SCARRED FACE MAN DENT that technically, the second answer is two answers, so I needed a third to have four answers, thus, the even number is preserved.[23:33:37]
alouette_sparra: And now he's flipping his coin to see if he just gets a headache from that sentence or if he inflicts his headache on me. Talk about indecisive.[23:33:54]
alouette_sparra: OW! FRICKEN SILVER DOLLAR! DON'T FLIP IT AT MY HEAD![23:34:02]
themearas: OO [23:34:16]
alouette_sparra: Okay, the crack fuzzies have landed and eaten my soul AND BRAIN.[23:34:21]
alouette_sparra: Anyhow.[23:34:46]
alouette_sparra: With a few revisions, I think this could be a viable plot idea to send to Messrs Nolan.[23:35:19]
themearas: Meh :\ Nolan. [23:35:43]
alouette_sparra: Oh, icky band person?[23:35:58]
alouette_sparra: Oh, mind if I post our little third movie convo on my LJ?[23:36:10]
themearas: Yes :\ icky band person [23:36:13]
themearas: lol go ahead XD
